What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:30

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Why is the world male-dominated?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.